Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Allah King's Statement on Michael Vick
Allah King, famed militant basset hound and companion of human, Duffy Dombrowski, has issued the following statement:
"It's okay with me if Michael Vick plays football. He was charged with a crime and fulfilled his legal requirements.
I, however, do not anticipate ever cheering for the Philadelphia Eagles until the time the NFL offers franchises to the cities of Kabul or Baghdad.
In the meantime it would be okay with me if I never heard about Mr. Vick again.
By why of postscript, Mr. Vick should be grateful that he didn't harm a basset hound. The hound rescue people I know are nuts and playing football would be the least of Michael Vick's worries."
Posted by Tom Schreck at 11:16 AM