by Jennifer Harlow
Art is subjective. What one person loves
another can think is just garbage. I've gone on record about my feelings
about monster hits like Twilight and The DaVinci Code.
I didn't like them. I thought the characters were 1D, the dialogue was
wretched, and in the case of Twilight I didn't like the values put on display
for young people (having a baby and married at 18, almost dying when Edward
dumped her),but that's me. To each his own. But recently I heard, and the exact
numbers may be off, that 11% of readers are responsible for over 50% of all
books recommended. This is why Amazon bought Goodreads, to tap into
these people as word of mouth is now the biggest way to sell books. Now I
read a lot. I average about three books a week but have been known to read
three books in a day. I love most genres save for traditional romance and
military history. Not to mention I'm a writer who had to learn what makes a
good story, good characters, interesting yet believable dialogue, etc. I also
know how hard it is to get word of mouth rolling. So this week I wanted to at
least attempt to get some love for books that I think deserve to be read. These
are the books that I read at least once a year, that faded into somewhat
oblivion, and that I think you'll enjoy. Here they are:
Josie and Jack by Kelly
Braffet
Beautiful, brilliant,
and inseparable, Josie and Jack Raeburn live a secluded, anarchic existence in
their decaying western Pennsylvania home. The only adult in their lives is
their rage-prone father, a physicist, whose erratic behavior finally drives
them away. Without a moral compass to guide them, Jack leads Josie into a
menacing world of wealth, eroticism, and betrayal. His sociopathic tendencies
emerge, and soon Josie must decide which is stronger: the love and devotion she
feels for her brother or her will to survive.
From its opening page to
its shocking climax, this contemporary Hansel and Gretel story is compulsively
readable and hugely entertaining.
God-Shaped Hole by
Tiffanie DeBartolo
Beatrice
"Trixie" Jordan, a lonely, 27-year-old jewelry designer living in Los
Angeles, responds to a personal ad from a man "seeking a friend for the
end of the world." The man is Jacob Grace, a 30-year-old writer. They fall
madly in love and believe they are soul mates. Abandoned by their fathers, they
spend much of their time helping each other come to terms with their feelings.
After enduring some emotionally desperate times, they hope better days are
ahead and plan to leave L.A. and spend the rest of their lives together.
However, when Beatrice was 12, a fortune-teller told her that her true love would
die young. First-time novelist DeBartolo, writer and director of the film Dream
for an Insomniac, has written an edgy story of love and fate rife with
expletives and sex. This is a love story in which a happy ending isn't
guaranteed.
The Heroines by
Eileen Favorite
Penny
and her mother encounter great women from classic works of literature who make
the Homestead their destination of choice just as the plots of their
tumultuous, unforgettable stories begin to unravel. They appear at all hours of
the day and in all manners of distress. A lovesick Madame Bovary languishes in
their hammock after Rodolphe has abandoned her, and Scarlett O'Hara's emotions
are not easily tempered by tea and eiderdowns. These visitors long for comfort,
consolation, and sometimes for more attention than the adolescent Penny wants
her mother to give. Knowing that to interfere with their stories would cause mayhem
in literature, Anne-Marie does her best to make each Heroine feel at home, with
a roof over her head and a shoulder to cry on. But when Penny begins to feel
overshadowed by her mother's indulgence of each and every Heroine, havoc
ensues, and the thirteen-year-old embarks on her own memorable tale.
Casandra French's
Finishing School for Boys by Eric Garcia
Is it possible to have
it all? If by 'all' you mean a succession of irritants building up into one
great mess, then that's exactly what Cassandra French has got - a mother who's
under house arrest for fraud, a blonde, yoga instructor of a friend who's the
sort of man magnet you want your boyfriend staying well clear of, a boring and
highly frustrating job as a lawyer for a Hollywood film studio, and three men
in her basement. Actually, the three men are proving to be the least of her
worries. They're (ahem) enrolled in Cassandra French's Finishing School for
Boys, a school that, after one bad date too many, Cassandra founded to train
young men into better human beings. The curriculum includes color
co-ordination, behavior on dates and, occasionally, sex. Everything is going
swimmingly well, until she enrolls Jason Kelly, the studio's biggest star.
Suddenly, it seems, Cassie is in well over her head.
Soon I Will Be
Invincible by Austin Grossman
Doctor Impossible—evil
genius, would-be world conqueror—languishes in prison. Shuffling through the
cafeteria line with ordinary criminals, he wonders if the smartest man in the
world has done the smartest thing he could with his life. After all, he's lost
every battle he's ever fought. But this prison won't hold him forever.
Fatale—half woman, half
high-tech warrior—used to be an unemployed cyborg. Now, she's a rookie member
of the world's most famous super-team, the Champions. But being a superhero is
not all flying cars and planets in peril—she learns that in the locker rooms
and dive bars of superherodom, the men and women (even mutants) behind the
masks are as human as anyone.
The Secret Diaries of
Charlotte Bronte by Syrie James
"I have written
about the joys of love. I have, in my secret heart, long dreamt of an intimate
connection with a man; every Jane, I believe, deserves her Rochester."
Though poor, plain, and
unconnected, Charlotte Bronte possesses a deeply passionate side which she
reveals only in her writings—creating Jane Eyre and other novels that stand
among literature's most beloved works. Living a secluded life in the wilds of
Yorkshire with her sisters Emily and Anne, their drug-addicted brother, and an
eccentric father who is going blind, Charlotte Bronte dreams of a real love
story as fiery as the ones she creates.
But it is in the pages
of her diary where Charlotte exposes her deepest feelings and desires—and the
truth about her life, its triumphs and shattering disappointments, her family,
the inspiration behind her work, her scandalous secret passion for the man she
can never have . . . and her intense, dramatic relationship with the man she
comes to love, the enigmatic Arthur Bell Nicholls.
The Pursuit of
Alice Thrift by Elinor Lipman
In her newest
well-tuned, witty, and altogether wonderful novel, bestselling author Elinor
Lipman dares to ask: Can an upper-middle-class doctor find love with a shady,
fast-talking salesman?
Meet Alice Thrift,
surgical intern in a Boston hospital, high of I.Q. but low in social graces.
She doesn’t mean to be acerbic, clinical, or blunt, but where was she the day
they taught Bedside Manner 101? Into Alice’s workaholic and wallflower life
comes Ray Russo, a slick traveling fudge salesman in search of a nose job and
well-heeled companionship, but not necessarily in that order. Is he a conman or
a sincere suitor? Good guy or bad? Alice’s parents, roommate, and best friend
Sylvie are appalled at her choice of mate. Despite her doubts, Alice finds
herself walking down the aisle, not so much won over as worn down. Will their marriage
last the honeymoon? Only if Alice’s best instincts can triumph over Ray’s
unsavory ways.
The Bachelorette Party
by Karen McCullah Lutz
After being left at the
altar by her soap star fiancé, L.A. high school teacher Zadie Roberts wants
nothing to do with love and romance. Still, with the help of her best buddy,
Grey, she may somehow overcome the wedding that wasn't. That is, until Grey
gets engaged to Zadie's prim and proper cousin Helen, and Zadie is dragged back
into wedding festivity hell. The coup de grâce is Helen's bachelorette party,
thrown by her clique of prissy friends and certain to be a day of torture. But
when the Pinor Grigio goes down and the sweater sets come off, things get out
of control. Helen turns into a girl gone wild and manages to get herself into a
sticky situation that just might sink the happy couple for good. And meanwhile,
Zadie's own love life takes a most unexpected turn. Karen Lutz throws one
bachelorette party you won't soon forget.
Gods Behaving Badly by
Marie Phillips
Being a Greek god is not
all it once was. Yes, the twelve gods of Olympus are alive and well in the
twenty-first century, but they are crammed together in a London townhouse-and
none too happy about it. And they've had to get day jobs: Artemis as a dog-walker,
Apollo as a TV psychic, Aphrodite as a phone sex operator, Dionysus as a DJ.
Even more disturbingly,
their powers are waning, and even turning mortals into trees--a favorite
pastime of Apollo's--is sapping their vital reserves of strength.
Soon, what begins as a
minor squabble between Aphrodite and Apollo escalates into an epic battle of
wills. Two perplexed humans, Alice and Neil, who are caught in the crossfire,
must fear not only for their own lives, but for the survival of humankind.
Nothing less than a true act of heroism is needed-but can these two decidedly
ordinary people replicate the feats of the mythical heroes and save the world?
Bad Monkeys by Matt Ruff
Jane Charlotte has been
arrested for murder.
She tells police that
she is a member of a secret organization devoted to fighting evil; her division
is called the Department for the Final Disposition of Irredeemable
Persons—"Bad Monkeys" for short.
This confession earns
Jane a trip to the jail's psychiatric wing, where a doctor attempts to
determine whether she is lying, crazy—or playing a different game altogether.
What follows is one of the most clever and gripping novels you'll ever read.
Vamped by David
Sosnowski
So this vampire walks
into a bar...Yes, it sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, but it's just
another night in the never-ending life of Marty Kowalski. With his trademark
slogan -- "There's a sucker born every minute" -- this blood-drinking
bachelor has managed to talk half the mortal world into joining the graveyard
shift. Now vampires outnumber humans, and Marty is so bored he could die --
again. With modern conveniences like synthetic blood and Mr. Plasma machines,
the thrill of the hunt is gone. Especially for Marty, who's starting to wonder
if he should just settle down, maybe start a family. Hey, it could happen. But
is this confirmed nightcrawler fully prepared to adopt -- and raise -- a human
of his own?
There they are. Your new reading list. Enjoy and
spread the word.
What about y'all? What are
your favorite books that need some love? Besides mine, I mean. Sound
off in the comments.
And...BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! I've joined the Kindle publishing world. My book, JUSTICE, Book One in The Galilee Falls Trilogy is out now. It's only $2.99.
It’s hard being a
regular police officer in Galilee Falls, a city with the highest concentration
of superheroes and villains in the country. It’s even harder watching your best
friend, the man you’re secretly in love with your whole life, planning to marry
another woman. Detective Joanna Fallon has to contend with both. When the
vilest supervillain in the city’s history, Alkaline, the former crime boss who
can shoot acid from his wrists, escapes from the maximum security prison, the
whole city is gripped by panic. Leading the pursuit is Captain Harry O’Hara,
Joanna’s boss and secret lover, and the city’s champion superhero Justice, who
caught the villain last time, much to Joanna’s chagrin. Before her father was
murdered in a mugging twenty years earlier, Joanna worshiped the hero, but when
he disappeared and failed to save her father, that adoration turned to contempt
for all supers. After Alkaline attacks too close to home and targets Joanna as
his next victim, tough-as-nail Joanna has to contend with her increasing fear
while struggling to choose between her life-long crush and her new-found love.
At turns vulnerable and
fierce, equally mordant and winsome, Joanna is an earnest yet emotionally
damaged heroine, who despite the tough breaks of her childhood sees the good in
people and vow to protect her beloved city at all costs. An ass-kicking petite
firecracker with no superpowers of her own, she charges after supervillains
unflinchingly, never losing her wit even when facing her toughest
fight. With a coy blend of whimsy and vivid imagination, she delivers both
humor and thrills in an action-packed and edgy blend of comic book cool,
fantasy-noir, and bitter-sweet romance.
Now, get reading people!