Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Allah King's Statement on Michael Vick




Allah King, famed militant basset hound and companion of human, Duffy Dombrowski, has issued the following statement:

"It's okay with me if Michael Vick plays football. He was charged with a crime and fulfilled his legal requirements.

I, however, do not anticipate ever cheering for the Philadelphia Eagles until the time the NFL offers franchises to the cities of Kabul or Baghdad.

In the meantime it would be okay with me if I never heard about Mr. Vick again.

By why of postscript, Mr. Vick should be grateful that he didn't harm a basset hound. The hound rescue people I know are nuts and playing football would be the least of Michael Vick's worries."

5 comments:

Sue Ann Jaffarian said...

Bravo, Allah King! Nice of Tom to let you have his blog spot.

Julia Buckley said...

That's a great picture. And you're more forgiving than a lot of Americans.

Tom Schreck said...

there was nothing stated about forgiveness...

Elizabeth Spann Craig said...

If I watched him play, I'd be thinking about his horrible crime and not football. Not exactly an escape...

Elizabeth
Mystery Writing is Murder

Sue Ann Jaffarian said...

I posted a link to this blog on Facebook and got some pretty heated remarks. I would like to see his first game on TV to see how the crowd in the stand reacts.